Miko Says ...

一个老师说，她终于成了走读班主任，而非寄宿班主任，多亏了天天送礼。

果然，钱能解决的问题，不是问题。

生活里最欢乐的事情永远离不开黄色和暴力

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. 今天我发现自己怀孕了。我和老公一直想要个孩子。当我推开他办公室门想要给他个惊喜时，我发现他在和一个男人鬼混。

Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. 今天我跟老妈说，我梦见自己陷在一个坑里，被很多人扫射，却无处可藏，无能为力。她说，别唧唧歪歪的像个娘们，赶紧长大，像个男人。我今年20，10个月前刚从伊拉克服役回来。

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. 今天，我发现女儿发出跟她妈妈叫床声相似的动静，我问她这是怎么回事。她说我在学妈妈昨天晚上发出的声音。昨晚我出差，还没回来。

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. 今天我决定告诉老妈一个大决定：婚前拒绝性生活。我以为老妈定会以我为傲，因为我们家是严格的基督家庭，可万万没想到，老妈居然大笑说：“这是你为自己迟迟无法做爱而找的借口吗？”

To be continued ...

原来我已经有一个多月没写东西啦，惭愧。最近真热，比最热的时候还加个更字。

我热烈响应贴秋膘的精神，饭量大涨。

和萌萌闹别扭了，和远远吵架了，我真混蛋！

最近在带新人，我只有一个人，有时候烦躁，有时候脾气大了点，有时候看着原来的自己一点点走远，我也只能在清醒的时候，提醒自己还在路上，这不是终点。

一切就会是这样了吗？

去看了话剧。

大多数时候对生活充满了期待，偶尔觉得失望透顶，无力到家。

我开始听张悬 还不错，挺有才华。

算了，写不下去了。

我很浮躁。